Thursday, May 13, 2010

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 10

Brace y'self.


Another week, another 30 minutes of frothing nit-picking about our favourite Gallifreyan and this weeks episode, Vampires in Venice.

Alas, this one's a tad Lightfoot-lite, but normal service and regular interruptions will resume next week.

A couple of nice celebrity comments in this one. Keep your ears open at the beginning and end ;-)

This is one of the LOST DirtyWHOers Episodes, no longer available for streaming from iTunes etc., but is available for download from our Dropbox archive HERE.

Amy's Choice Vids (spoilery and not so spoilery)

First the not so spoilery trailer, more of a preview trailer:



and here we have a much more spoilery one, of which I watched a few seconds and then stopped it. What can I say? I like surprises. ;-D

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 9

Same old tosh best quickly forgotten. If you enjoy the mediocre and predictable procedural drivel of Whovian podcasting, this is the one for you. Make the most of this one, it looks like we're going to skip a week, but we'll be back ASAP with twice as much to say (oh, lucky you).


This episode we talk series 31, episode 5, Flesh and Stone, mercifully free of that animated cock Graham Norton and second part to Time of Angels. Spawned by the Grand Moff, with buckets of weeping stone things and the mystery of River Song, it should by rights be a belter.

This is one of the LOST DirtyWHOers Episodes, no longer available for streaming from iTunes etc., but is available for download from our Dropbox archive HERE.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 8

More time consuming tequila-powered self-referential tosh.


This week we tried to talk about Moffet's latest, Time of Angels, but we all had the same opinion, Fuschia was jet lagged, Sen finally gave up on the others and evolved into pure energy, Terry had a headache so wasn't drinking, and Sputters went off on a 30 minute rant about how Alpha Centauri was the best 'companion' ever and the show needs more giant green willies to bring it back to the core family values of the 70s (which we had to cut out).

I'd give it a miss if I were you, and go check out Cyber Testicle, Podshock, Happiness Patrol or something cool from Podcast Alliance.

You were warned. Abandon hope all ye who download here. At least it's mercifully short. Please throw any comments in the usual place.

This is one of the LOST DirtyWHOers Episodes, no longer available for streaming from iTunes etc., but is available for download from our Dropbox archive HERE.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Very Special Indeed

While avoiding editing the next podcast, I found this on the hard drive in a folder called 'Who Shit'.


I don't actually remember ever owning a folder called 'Who Shit' and if I did own one it would likely contain avi's of the Davidson years, not a priceless piece or art like this.

Where did it come from, no idea. If anyone can shed a light on the origins of this I'd love to know, give the maker a link, and hail them as a comedy god.

I found several other bits of tat in there too, which I'll post at some point when I stop laughing and can take my eyes off this anim.

It's kinda mesmeric, like a lava lamp...

NB: A quick update on this. While we've not tracked down the original maker, 'The Angel' (oi, oi , Lady Angelica) sent us this link to Doctor Who at the Roxbury on Youtube, which certainly adds something ;-)

Hawking’s Who Marathon

After saying that Humans should fear aliens, the Huffington Post reported of Stephen Hawking that:

"He suggests that aliens might simply raid Earth for its resources and then move on: "We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach."


And then we get the REAL STORY from The Daily Shame as they report:

"Friends of boffin Stephen Hawking have admitted that his Doctor Who marathon weekend was “probably not a good idea” and may have clouded his judgement. The hyper-intelligent space guy spent the entire weekend watching box sets of Doctor Who, starting with the William Hartnell days, and interjected with Matt Smith episodes on BBC iPlayer."

Get the rest of this scoop by going to the article itself.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Pixie Pocket Review

So you thought you'd escaped my take on things, did you? Just because I forgot to set my alarm for Volcano Day...

For the record, I was not "riding with the Mounties", whatever that might mean (although I wouldn't say no to this particular one, ahem)



I was, in fact, introducing Who-ey goodness to the Colonials, who took it very well, with the appropriate level of giggly squeeing.

So thanks to the shennagins in Iceland, I missed two episodes which I have diligently caught up with. Jet-lagged is definitely not the best way to watch Dr Who, even RTD penned episodes, so I went back and watched "The Beast Below" again for good measure. It was pretty good, though not as dynamic as "The Eleventh Hour". Still, how can you hate an episode with the line "This isn't going to be big on dignity" in it?

The Smilers were creepy, but not there enough to be truly menacing in the same way as the Weeping Angels. And there were holes in the plot, which I don't expect from Moffat. Still, better than most of the RTD era. Sadly, that isn't saying much and I think that although I liked the episode, for once I'd have to agree with Sputters' battle cry of it not being written for me. Matt Smith did a lovely job with what he had and Amy is shaping up to be a good companion. So, mostly disposable but inoffensive.

Now, the Daleks. It wasn't that bad, guys. Seriously. Yes, the back of the new Dalek does look like a French car, but I'm sure there are logistical reasons for that (making them, CGI-ing them, getting people in and out, etc.) Nice to see some colour again, though, eh? And yes, not the best Winston Churchill-a-like ever, but you're going to have to go some way to beat Siegfried Farnon, aren't you? (Dr Who tie in there, folks. Robert Hardy played both Winnie and the chief vet from All Creatures Great and Small, where he was Peter Davison's big brother).

Still, Bill Patterson was great, loved the WWII Daleks and their cute-as-a-death-ray black-out covers on their lickle-widdle lights. In terms of story, Mark Gatiss can be a great writer (Unquiet Dead was superb) but has his wobbles (Idiot's Lantern not so hot), so maybe Moffat was just too nice to say what had to be said in the story department. Personally, I'd have preferred to see something along the lines of the Batman Animated Series story about Harley Quinn atempting to go straight, but Batman's constant suspicion and hounding driving her back to her old ways. That would have been far more interesting: Dalek's who had forgotten their programming and turned over a new leaf only to be forced back into their old ways by the Doctor's inability to change (not theirs).

Mostly, there were too many interesting ideas in there for any of them to receive the necessary attention. Daleks helping Churchill to win WWII? That would have done nicely, thank you. Creation of a new race of Daleks? That needed an entire episode to itself. I was pleased with the whole getting away thing, though; at least this time no-one attempted to pretend that they'd all been destroyed. That particular duck in the machine was beginning to lose its quack.

The Prof made a very interesting point as we watched the denouement: this incarnation of the Doctor seems very good at spotting a solution, but its a very negative one. Its efficient, but cold. Amy, on the other hand, sees the positive, more human note and runs with that instead. With the Star Whale, the Doctor was going for a lobotomy, having not understood what he'd seen or heard. With the cyborg (and just how cyborg was he?), he tried to make him angry and full of hate. Amy understands what she's seen and uses it, with compassion. All I could hear the Doctor saying, over and over again, was the line from School Reunion: "I used to have so much mercy".

Has he really lost his empathy? Has all that travelling alone caused him to become as emotionally stunted as some of his greatest enemies? Only time will tell...

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 7

So, here we are again. Another 35 minutes of interruptive alcohol abuse, under the tenuous question mark umbrella of Whodom.

This week we look at the latest offering from The Moff, penned by Mark Gattis, Victory of the Daleks, with redesigned "new paradigm" Kaled wheel chairs and some fine British actors whos agents should probably know better.

Comments welcome, below ;-)

This is one of the LOST DirtyWHOers Episodes, no longer available for streaming from iTunes etc., but is available for download from our Dropbox archive HERE.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Tenth Doctor: The Musical

Excellent video created by "di0br", whose YouTube channel you can subscribe to here. The editing, scene selections and musical choices are tops! An entertaining and inventive tribute to the 10th regeneration's era. Kudos!


Thank you to @thirtysix who originally tweeted this.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Sonic Screwdriver Cocktail

While looking for something to see us through another podcast recording, something to "triplicate the flammability" of a bottle of port, we came across this: The "Sonic Screwdriver". Apparently invented by Liz Mulhern of Omaha Nebraska, as a "companion" drink to go along with "her favorite TV show".

This recipe stays true (flavor wise) to the standard highball Screwdriver (Vodka and OJ, Tegan's tipple of choice at the garden party in Black Orchid) but utilizes Vanilla Vodka for sweetness, Blue Curacao for orange flavor, and clear lemon/lime soda instead of the juice (to keep the blue color of the Curacao and that important citrus taste). The end result is still a (rather palatable) orangey flavored vodka drinkie, but it's now sweeter, bubbly, and a striking blue color that matches the business end of the 2005-2010 instrument in question (plus generates a suitable buzz).
  • 1 1/2 oz Vanilla Vodka
  • 1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
  • 6 oz Clear Lemon-Lime Soda
Half-fill a clear 12 oz. glass with ice. Pour 1.5 oz Vanilla Vodka, 1.5 oz of Blue Curacao, and a 6 oz. slosh of that CLEAR lemon/lime soda, over the ice. Stir a bit. Add paper question mark umbrella. Enjoy.

It tastes pretty good, but we're gonna experiment a bit and we'll let you know how it goes. There's more than one Sonic Screwdriver (we're already gettin' ideas for 'Fury from the Deep') so there's space for 'experimentation'. If anyone gives this a go themselves, or any other Who cocktails, send us a photo and we'll try out your recipe on one of the podcasts ;-)

If you're curious, there's a 'Book of Lists' worthy collection of Boozy Whos from episodes up on Wikipedia.

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