Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 45

We're really, really,  really, really sorry.

This is probably our WORST EPISODE EVER, which has nothing to do with last years lovely Whooverville guests Maurice Roëves (of The Caves of Androzani fame) nor Tristan Peatfield (new series production designer and cocktail officianado, with his son Louis) that we crow-barred in as a saving grace.

We tried to review 'Bad Wolf' & 'The Parting of the Ways' [2005], but we had sound problems and just couldn't be bothered. Apathy struck us hard, and we thought "sod it, it's free, they won't mind". In the end we just bickered for a bit, talked about farting aliens, the dangers of travelling in time and space, Rose being a bitch (or not), stopped and started a lot, some Buck Rodgers, Sen tried to reach though Skype and 'shit down Oolon's neck', a big plug for Whooverville 4, rolled the Wheel of Who, a few serious minutes and a raising of the glasses to the glamorous Mary Tamm and feisty Romana I, then we left it at that.

Don't forget the drinking game. On the plus side this ones' not very long and the Prof did wonders with it considering.

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 44

Morning all.

To start off with, this episode should be listened to in conjunction with The Dirty WHOers Drinking Game. Accept no substitute.

This time we look at another Davidson, for our sins, and cast a bloodshot eye over 'Black Orchid'. The last of the pure historical plots, it's double the Nyssa, double the fun. Cricket, fancy dress, Dame Agatha, Adric's eating habits, and all things Brideshead Revisited.

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Dirty WHOers Drinking Game

Hola Whoovian peeps.

Right, so, grab a drink (we suggest tequila shots) and load up any of our podcasts. Then give this a go:

Sputters refers to either MILFs or to masturbating - drink.
Sen or Sputters talk about their childhood - drink.
Sen goes off on one about anything to do with the TARDIS - drink.
A family pet interrupts the podcast - 2 drinks.
Sputters mentions Pertwee, Bessie or Jo Grant - drink.
Sputters impersonates Sen - drink.
Sen impersonates Sputters - 2 drinks.
Sen disses RTD - drink.
Anyone disses Tennant - drink.
Terry forgets what she's talking about - drink.
Terry forgets the rating system - drink.
Terry says fuck, mierda, estúpido or any variation thereof - drink.
Fuschia tuts or sighs - drink.
Fuschia name drops - drink.
Fuschia lays the hate down on McCoy - drink.
Fuschia says "The fact is..." - drink.
You hear a bottle opening, pouring, glasses, or ice chinking - 2 drinks.
There's a Krap Dalek sketch/joke - drink.
The Prof is mentioned - drink.
You get name-checked - 3 drinks.
Someone says: Wanker, Plonker or Bollocks - drink.
We mention Second Life, or one of our Second Life buddies - drink.
We mention another podcast, or someone from another Who podcast - drink.

NEW:

Tabby has "A bit of thing" for someone - drink.
Tabby mentions Shakespeare, J. K. Rowling, Charlotte Brontë or Jane Austen - drink.

Addendum: Thanks Vicky!:

Sputters disses Davison: drink.
Terry swoons over McGann: drink.
Sen mentions the never-realised-80s-TimeAgents-plotline: 2 drinks.

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 43

We'd like to dedicate this episode to the loverly Caroline John, who sadly recently passed away.

Long overdue, it's time for our review of The Five Doctors [1983]. A mixed opinion from the usual team of Yanks and Limeys, but probably the single most quotable Who episode ever. A veritable  shmorgers board of Who from the Davidson era way back to (sort of) Hartnell.

We talk trials and tributes, inoculations, Vimto, value, Raston Robots, tripping over, and the madness of Big Tom. Kudos and props to The Prof, as ever, for his usual masterful turd polishing.

It's free, and thankfully mercifully short.

Doctor Who RPG Interview Special

Fushia, oh she of much RP experience, investigates the world of DWATS.

In this one-off interview special we chew the fat with the most splendid Gareth Ryder-Hanrahan, Line Developer for Doctor Who: Adventures in Time and Space, Primeval and The Laundry Files roleplaying games, from Cubicle 7.

Great game. Stirling bloke.

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Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 42

42, but hardly the answer to live the universe and everything. Here we are again, a tad overdue but we made it in the end. Big props to The Prof.

This time, a look at 'Mysterious Planet' [1986], plus accents, good burgers, clown suits, name checks, the Wheel of Who, singing waiters, and an attempt to understand the rating system. Enjoy.

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Sorry for the Wait

New podcast coming soon. Honest.

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 41

Greetings fellow Whovians.

Another feat of disjounted rambling and pointless arguments. This time (on our 2 year anniversary) we chew the fat on 'The Two Doctors' [1985]. Troughton and Baker (#2) take a vacation where the oranges come from, dragging Hines and Bryant along for the ride. Double the Doctors. Double the alcohol. Sen has some great insight into this one, it's well worth a listen. Pour y'self a large one.

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Yes Jamie. It is a big one.

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 40

So, we've now done (officially, not inc. specials) 40 of these suckers, and your still here? Bless you, fellow Whovian, for your tenacity and alcohol tolerance.

Lovingly woven on a loom of golden audio magic by Fuschias pet Professor, we lyrically slur our way through the classic Troughton episode the 'Tomb of the Cybermen' from far back in the annals of Whovian history. The year Elvis and Priscilla got hitched in Vegas. The year the first North Sea gas was pumped ashore and homosexuality was decriminalised in the UK. The year Uncle Walt released Jungle Book and Christiaan Barnard carried out the world's first heart transplant. Happy times. We discuss racism, sexism, companion intellect, and the girth of things under Jamies kilt. Your patronage, as ever, is surprising but appreciated.

We love to hear what you think of these classics, and any comments or retorts are welcome here, on Facebook, via Twitter, or on Google+.

Sputters' Underoos.

Sputters confesses to owning a pair of Doctor WHO Underoos. His mother bought them on the market in Ormskirk.

(I'm laughing SO much..)