Monday, May 2, 2016

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 83

Howdy folks.

Yup, we finally threw one of these babies together. We're still alive. Recorded before Christmas last year we take a shufty at the Patrick Troughton 'missing' episode 'Enemy of the World' [1967] and have a quick rant, with the help of The Prof, at last season.

Yeah, it's been a while. Genuine apologies for that but look at this like a collectors item.

We're over on FacebookTwitter and on Google Plus should our intermittent ranting and Photoshopping be up your street.

If you're deeply confused here's the Dirty WHOers rating system and you'll probably need the Dirty WHOers drinking game to get you through (ya might wanna add a shot for Lego Dimensions).


Sunday, February 28, 2016

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 82

Hola fellow WHOers.

This one was recorded last November, but we're crap and we've only just sorted the edit. It's ok. It's mercifully short.

Pour y'self a stiff one and lend an ear to our ramblings about the 1965 Hartnell classic "Space Museum". We're actually quite sober for a change, but aren't wearing any pants (apparently).

Big thanks to (mostly) Lightfoot and (a little bit of) Sputters for, in the end, doing the edit.

We're over on FacebookTwitter and on Google Plus should our daily ranting and Photoshopping be up your street (with the help of X).

By now you've probably blanked from your memory the Dirty WHOers rating system, so here's a copy.


Sunday, September 13, 2015

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 81

Howdy folks.

This is a long one and probably the longest rant to date.

Many moons ago Sen, Fuschia, Lightfoot and Sputters took a look at the last parts of the last series and the series as a whole and came to a very serious realisation...

Big thanks to Lightfoot and Sputters for, in the end, doing the edit. It was a labour of love, clearly.

We're over on FacebookTwitter and on Google Plus should our daily ranting and Photoshopping be up your street (with the help of X).

By now you've probably forgotten the Dirty WHOers rating system, there's a copy. You'll be nissed as a pewt on this one.

See you with some classic episode, once the hang over wears off.

Friday, July 3, 2015

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 80

It's been a bloody long time since the last one, we know. This one went in the can months ago, back in October 2014, and we've just got around to sorting the edit. Life gets pretty busy, what can we say?

The usual crew, accompanied by St. Xtofer, nit-pick our way over 'The Caretaker' [2014] and the series up until then, without the benefit of having seen the later episodes.

Don't forget we're also on FacebookTwitter and on Google Plus should our daily ranting and Photoshopping tickle your fancy.

By now you've probably forgotten the Dirty WHOers rating system, there's a copy.

Grab a glass. Run a bath. It's mercifully short.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 79

Yeah, it's been a while, we know. This was recorded AGES ago and Terry and Sputters have finally cobbled an edit together (thanks guys, top work).

This time, however, is a bit special; Our good friend St. Xtofer (of Facebook fame) joins the usual alcoholic ramblings to add his erudite yet mystical and ancient opinion into the mix as we take a shufty at 'Time Heist' [2014].

It's fair to say we may deviate a touch from the brief in this one, but sod it.

Saint Xtofer has been doing his usual valiant work on our Facebook Page, so it's good to let him out of his cave to play. Don't forget we're also over on Twitter and on Google Plus (can the last one out please turn off the lights?).

Should you be as confused about the Dirty WHOers rating system as Terry, there's a copy online.

Seriously, does anyone still listen to this? We have no way of knowing.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 78

Finally we're getting around to our review of the Steven Moffat/Douglas Mackinnon offering, 'Listen' [2014].

We recorded this way back when it first came out but lives have got in the way of editing of late so you'll have to bear with us. On reflection, some of our ideas about future episodes may have been a bit wayward, but sod it.

Labelled as "possibly Moffat's most terrifying episode to date", we take a shufty at the unfortunate tent shape in the bed, toy soldiers and all things Gallifeyan.

Terrance and Sputters on the edit this time around. Cheers peeps. Stirling work. Also, big thanks to our wandering hermit Saint Xtofer who's doing a stirling job helping us with things on Facebook (and so, indirectly, on Twitter and on Google Plus). Remember, if you're so inclined, here's the Dirty WHOers rating system and the Dirty WHOers drinking game for shits and giggles.

Did we mention electricity vodka?


Sunday, December 28, 2014

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 77

We've a shed loads of these waiting to edit now, but this trip around we mumble our way through 'Robot of Sherwood' [2014] (yes, that one) c/o the reluctant editing skills of Lightfoot and Sputters.

A lot of fluff and meandering in this one. Such is life. Prepare y'self for some strong opposed opinions and fair chunk of bitching about bugger all. Basically, right 'on brand' for us. Beware the annoying sound of Sputters rocks.

Big thanks also to Saint Xtofer (who'll be joining us for one of these soon - it's sat waiting for us to edit - sorry bud, nearly there) for his sterling work over on BookFace. and to Terry for her work over at Goober Plus. If you actually do care how the rating system works, good luck with that. Don't forget the drinking game and, if you're so inclined, we're also venting our spleen on Twatter.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 76

This time around we shoot the breeze on 'Into the Dalek [2014] and chat about the usual bickering fluff. It won't win any awards, but it's mercifully short.

Say hello tot he top layer. The radiation quandary. Clara the harsh b'atch. 80's X-men cosplay blargh. Ripping kids. A Field in England (only 10% bollocks). The perils of standing while editing (which I'm doing right now while i'm writing this). The soldier quandary. A Big Finish with Dirty WHOers - heart and soul but no beard. Kinda shit for Terrence. Why are people sarcastic? Crunching gear-changes? Verbalization. Don't suppress, delete! A lack of Dalek goodness. Hartnell and Baker? Dark quotes - not human. A homage to Invisible Enemy, or Carnival of Monsters, or Fantastic Voyage, or whatever. Like pheasants. Nobody reads this shit so I can write whatever I like here - S. Capaldi rocks. Actually they do, and could you make this description any fucking longer? - T. Lying off and coming back. Would you let an 8 year find out that heroes have a dark side? You're NO Babs and Sir Ian. Poo'd out by a Dalek. A lot of Times Champion. Actually T, yeah, I probably could, is that a challenge? - S. Did we get our moral education from Who? More of the same. Why am I here? No one pays us for this shit y'know - S.

All hail The Prof for the usual masterful (but not Missy) edit and Saint Xtofer for manning the helm over on Facebook. We're all over Twitter, and Terry is a veritable diva at Google Plus. Don't forget our Dirty WHOers rating system (should you find yourself confused) and the Dirty WHOers drinking game (should you not find yourself confused enough).

Enjoy ;)

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 75

Hola peeps.

They're coming thick and fast, these podcasts. New season, an' all. This time around we cast a critical eye over 'Deep Breath' as we bitch and moan and slur our words through episode 808.

Where the hell is Victorian Torchwood? Underused hat pins. Clock work numpties resolved too quick? Buying into a 3D Clara, or is she already ruined. Talking to anything. Plotflangium, like Dalekanium. Lucky regeneration episodes. Is the Doctor there yet? Strax, a waste of precious oxygen that is so defective he should be put down. Like the twittering of a bird. The actual size of a T-Rex (crack a book) - back to Pertwee and not 'Walking With'. Sloppy? Reassuring the fan girls. Things you excuse first time around. Hitting us over the head with lesbians? - more people upset about cake. She was ready to like it. Only a years contract. Being around teenagers. Picking faces, not noses. Mat Smith says it's ok to like Capaldi. Forgetting every incarnation she's already met. Was it two episodes? Not the Rani: No matter what she is she will be awful and disappointing, but at least not obtrusive. Cheesy lizards. Making horse shit believable. Not much mopping up.

Bless The Prof, as ever, for sterling work and his blatant audacity.

A hearty salute to Saint Xtofer (our wondering wise hermit) for helping keep folks entrained over on Facebook. We're all over Twitter and Google Plus. Don't forget (like Terry does) if you need to know our rating system it's here on our blog.


Sunday, October 5, 2014

Dirty WHOers Podcast - Episode 74

So, here we are again. Brace y'selves for 'The Unquiet Dead' [2005].

Like the Dukes of Hazard. Does Billy know who it was? A twitch of the ear. Follow on rifts. Bondage Daleks leave him cold. Sputters loves Fushia (apparently). U-Boat Captains guilt. He should have railings around him. We'd all be god-smacked by Dickens in our carriage. Just sayin'. She said Bush. Artificial Touchwood vs the purity of Who. We should all be watching the same thing! The gay guy who dies in four weddings. The chances of a pure historical? Going back for Edwin Drood. Barberella and the bins. A thing for turning hookers. Make it a two parter - put more adverts in it?! The same level again - inside the WHOniverse. What makes Sputters cry? - too much whiskey? The jumper. A very big thank you - it could have been Christopher Biggins. Who would you cosplay at a convention? Waiting for the last Sarah Jane. So posh Welsh she doesn't have an accent. The crack, again. Where he needs to go. Victorian gas. Timey Wimey NOT! Terry is strongest. Our Gwen - well played! Has he gone yet?

A massive thank you, as ever, to the Prof, for turning another pigs ear into a silk purse. You are our editing hero (and Sputters had forgotten how much bloody work one of these things takes).

Thanks to Saint Xtofer and everyone over on our Facebook and Twitter, and Terry over at Google Plus. Should you give a damn, don't forget the Dirty WHOers rating system and the Dirty WHOers drinking game.

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